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My mom thought bringing in
an exchange student
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would improve my status at school,
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Loser.
but change was slow to come.
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I mean, I loved Raja,
but his strange ways
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seemed to confuse people.
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Oh, no pork, please.
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Now I've seen everything.
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Like in class,
he actually paid attention.
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...Emancipation Proclamation
on January 1, 1863.
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Um, yes. Roger?
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Raja.
Did the Emancipation Proclamation
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apply to all slaves
or just those in the South?
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That's more of
a college question.
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Now, although the Emanc...
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And at home, he helped out and
told my mom all about his day.
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What?!
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There was a boy on the bus
smoking marijuana?!
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I'm on the toilet!
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Don't try and change
the subject, mister
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After that, my mom kind of lost
all sense of boundaries.
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Gary...
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is this a marijuana leaf?
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I think it's the Canadian flag.
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My mom had even cranked up
our computer's Web filter...
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to Victorian.
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Hon, why can't the kids have
doorknobs anymore?
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Might as well hand them a bong
and a lit Zippo.
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Ugh, another one.
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Full of action figures.
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I used to beat up kids
like this.
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The only real freedom
I ever got
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was ce a week at Rocket Club.
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Which didn't even exist.
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You see, Craig, Doey and me
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just made it up as a cover one
time 'cause we wanted to see
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Charlize Theron naked
in the movie North Country.
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Who told you there
was nudity in this?
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Look at her. She's filthy.
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I mean, eventually
she has to shower.
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Turns out, strip mining was not
what we thought it was.
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But it worked so well,
that we kept it going.
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And after a while,
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a whole fake Rocket Club
mythology sprang up,
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supervised by Mr. Matthews
and attended by Dan Archer,
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the most popular kid in school.
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Maybe you and Dan Archer
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should to go space camp
this summer, huh?
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Yeah, I'll ask him about it.
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It was fun hanging out
with Dan Archer,
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even if it was just
in my mom's imagination.
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Dad, you're still
not finished?
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I want to be a cheerleader this year.
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It's a lot to read
after three beers.
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All it says is
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