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{1}{1}23.976
{4089}{4127}Oh, man.
{4248}{4291}That's it.
{4341}{4388}Nice grab.
{4459}{4498}Oh, yeah.
{4564}{4631}All right, Danny, your turn.|What? I didn't get my full turn.
{4636}{4695}You did. I counted.|That was 25. That's what we said.
{4700}{4741}That's not fair.|It's exactly fair.
{4745}{4823}Come on, Danny. Time for your turn,|then I gotta work for an hour.
{4838}{4891}You know, you're not the only one|who gets a turn.
{4901}{4936}"The only one who gets a turn."
{4940}{4974}Guys.
{4988}{5021}All right.
{5043}{5135}Keep your eye on the ball.|You got it this time. Ready?
{5210}{5282}All right, that's a good try.|It was a bad throw. It's a bad throw.
{5286}{5351}Sorry. My bad.
{5384}{5451}Okay. Here we go.|You can do this.
{5455}{5508}Here we go. Ready?
{5536}{5566}Okay.
{5570}{5636}A deep fly ball to the right field.
{5640}{5710}Clemente back,|running on his horse real fast.
{5714}{5759}Can he get it? Can he get it?
{5763}{5838}Oh, and Milton Bradley with|his dive-and-roll catch.
{5848}{5918}Dodgers win.|You're such a dick.
{6014}{6072}What? It was a great grab.
{6123}{6163}Danny?
{6228}{6270}Danny?
{6543}{6634}Danny, you should not be using that|kind of language with your brother.
{6638}{6685}But it's true.
{6722}{6769}Listen, kiddo,|when I was 6 years old...
{6773}{6837}Six and three quarters.|When I was 6 and three quarters...
{6841}{6894}...catching was hard for me too.
{6898}{6946}Well, it's not hard for Walter.
{6950}{6987}Well, Walter's 10.
{6992}{7044}So? He's still better than me|at everything.
{7048}{7123}No way.|He's not better than you at piano.
{7127}{7176}I hate that stupid thing.
{7220}{7287}Someday you're gonna be|really happy I got you that piano.
{7292}{7343}You'll be at a party,|there'll be a pretty girl...
{7347}{7394}Like you and Mom?
{7528}{7575}Look, Danny...
{7585}{7626}...you and Walter|are different people.
{7630}{7728}He's good at some things, you're good|at other things. That's how people are.
{7736}{7788}He beats me at everything.
{7792}{7855}Listen to me, this is important.
{7860}{7921}You're a very special kid.
{7940}{8028}That's what people say|when they can't think of anything.
{8032}{8078}You know how you always|make up games...
{8082}{8142}...and pretend to be characters?
{8146}{8215}You have an incredible imagination.
{8238}{8347}Amazing imagination.|A whole universe of an imagination.
{8352}{8459}And I use my imagination for a living,|so I know what I'm talking about.
{8479}{8568}Is it better than Walter's?|What?
{8572}{8653}Is my imagination better|than Walter's?
{8776}{8820}You're different than Walter.
{9000}{9039}Don't do that.|You wanna play catch?
{9044}{9091}We just played catch.|No, football catch.
{9096}{9130}I have to work for an hour.
{9134}{9213}But it's Saturday.|Tell me about it.
{9284}{9336}All you ever do is work.|Nice try.
{9340}{9387}This is so unfair.|Hello.
{9404}{9435}Bill, I am so sorry.
{9444}{9508}I'll call you back in two minutes.|Is that okay?
{9512}{9542}Thanks.
{9571}{9616}I have an important meeting|this afternoon.
{9620}{9695}I've... I really have to be ready for it.|You're going out?
{9699}{9761}Yes, I'm going out.|Well, I'm going to a meeting.
{9765}{9834}You're gonna be at Mom's house.|She's coming to get you at 3.
{9838}{9870}We go to Mom's house tomorrow.
{9874}{9929}No, today.|This is a four-day Dad week.
{9930}{9977}Three-day Dad week.|Four-day last week...
{9978}{10021}...four-day next week,|three-day this week.
{10022}{10061}Four-day Mom week this week.
{10065}{10107}But that's not fair.
{10111}{10151}To whom?|To anyone.
{10156}{10183}I have to work.
{10205}{10255}We'd have all the time|if Danny was not around.
{10260}{10305}Well, Danny is around.
{10324}{10384}All right, five throws.
{10388}{10461}How do I put this? Let me think.|I have to work.
{10483}{10531}Dad, I'm ready to play|"Smash Bros."
{10536}{10575}You told For more click on this link
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{38}{69}Reprogram!
{481}{529}It didn't work.
{534}{569}We'll figure it out later.
{754}{789}Go.
{793}{836}No.|Go.
{840}{876}No!|Go!
{1388}{1490}"Rest on standing AstroTurf."
{1506}{1586}What?|Rest on standing AstroTurf.
{1599}{1643}Let me read it.|No, I know how to read.
{1647}{1754}I know how to read.|Let me read it. God.
{1808}{1853}What stranded astronaut?
{1857}{1937}I guess there's gonna be some|stranded astronaut or some...
{2660}{2715}Did you lock the door?
{2734}{2766}I don't know.
{3931}{3968}Which one of you spun me?
{4022}{4098}Who was it?|Him.
{4116}{4169}Don't be so quick|to sell out your brother, kid.
{4173}{4213}He's all you got.
{4321}{4392}Looks like you got a pretty serious|Zorgon problem.
{4397}{4428}Yeah, what do we do?
{4466}{4506}Hide.|Hide?
{4510}{4568}They'll just explode|the whole house.
{4576}{4633}We're gonna hide the house.
{4863}{4921}Turn off all the lights|and electrical appliances.
{4926}{4978}Me?|Yes, you. Go. Do it.
{5026}{5061}Okay.
{5122}{5170}You. Come on,|kill that flame on the stove.
{5174}{5200}Okay.
{5424}{5494}Burning gas. That's probably what|brought them in the first place.
{5650}{5721}Okay. Now get the pilot light|on the furnace.
{5729}{5758}What's a pilot light?
{5776}{5881}In the basement.|Little blue flame under the big heater.
{5891}{5946}Blow it out like a candle. Like this:
{7234}{7330}Walter, the astronaut guy|is wrecking Dad's couch.
{7504}{7528}Come on.
{7672}{7709}That's Dad's nap couch.
{8063}{8108}You wanna help me|get this out of here?
{8574}{8617}Hit it.
{8621}{8656}Hit it.
{8660}{8722}What's happening?|Come on.
{8727}{8779}Take it.
{8783}{8826}Follow it.
{8830}{8865}Follow it.
{8945}{8986}There you go.
{9002}{9042}That's it.
{9246}{9293}Zorgons.
{9297}{9348}They're big, gnarly lizards.
{9352}{9401}Cold-blooded heatseekers.
{9422}{9508}And the tiniest spark of warmth|will bring them in like moths.
{9512}{9548}Flying all around the galaxy...
{9552}{9607}...looking for anything|they could find to burn up.
{9615}{9663}Why don't they just burn up|their own planet?
{9667}{9707}Oh, they already did.
{9711}{9747}That's not even the worst of it.
{9765}{9836}The real problem|is their ravenous appetite.
{9840}{9877}They never stop eating.
{9885}{9914}What do they eat?
{9925}{9997}Meat.|That's good.
{10027}{10102}Dude, you're meat.
{10801}{10862}Are you doing this|to keep Zorgons away?
{10899}{10937}Nope.
{10954}{11041}I'm doing this because I've been|eating paste out of a tube for 15 years.
{11502}{11570}This totally sucks.|Why?
{11574}{11614}He's eating all our food.
{11618}{11692}So? Lupe just went shopping.
{11696}{11744}How long do you think|we're gonna be out here?
{11748}{11788}It could be weeks. Then what?
{11792}{11832}I don't know.
{11836}{11915}What about air? How long is it gonna|last before he breathes it all up?
{11963}{12024}I guess.|I'm gonna say something.
{12028}{12094}No, wait. Walter. Walter.
{12146}{12198}Dude, that's our food.
{12211}{12305}Yep. And you're running low|on supplies.
{12309}{12363}Yeah, I know. You're eating it all.
{12407}{12503}Well, as I recall, the card said,|"Rescue stranded astronaut."
{12507}{12574}Looks to me like I'm the only one|that's doing any rescuing...
{12578}{12669}...so I don't think a couple Dagwood|sandwiches is too much to ask for.
{12677}{12728}Dog, you're eating it all.
{12774}{12844}I passed through a time sphincter|to get here.
{12848}{12891}You realize how difficult that is?
{12898}{12933}What's a time sphincter?
{12937}{13010}A wormhole, about yay big:
{13024}{13054}You squeeze through there...
{13058}{13128}...and tell me you're not|hungry enough to eat a carpet shark.
{13147}{13209}Sounds like you got a long trip|ahead of you.
{13236}{13274}Oh, you telling me to leave?
{13279}{13371}Well, I mean, once you get|finished eating, yeah.
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