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CD #1{40}{160}Downloaded From www.MySubtitles.com
{100}{200}Fixed By Pacman
{1770}{1840}'Whenever l get gloomy|with the state of the world,
{1840}{1917}'l think about the arrivals gate|at Heathrow airport.
{1917}{2012}'General opinion makes out|that we live in a world of hatred and greed
{2012}{2055}'but l don't see that.
{2055}{2117}'Seems to me that love is everywhere.
{2120}{2227}'Often it's not particularly dignified|or newsworthy but it's always there.
{2230}{2317}'Fathers and sons, mothers and daughters,|husbands and wives,
{2320}{2390}'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.
{2390}{2442}'When the planes hit the Twin Towers,
{2445}{2557}'none of the phone calls from people on|board were messages of hate or revenge,
{2560}{2615}'they were all messages of love.
{2617}{2772}'lf you look for it, l've got a sneaky feeling|you'll find that love actually is all around.'
{3512}{3582}- l'm afraid you did it again, Bill.
{3582}{3687}lt's just l know the old version|so well, you know.
{3690}{3745}Well, we all do.
{3745}{3802}That's why we're making the new version.
{3805}{3847}Right, OK, let's go.
{4260}{4352}Oh, fuck, wank, bugger,|shitting arsehead and hole.
{4400}{4452}Start again.
{5582}{5637}This is shit, isn't it?
{5637}{5702}Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
{6277}{6367}- God, l'm so late.|- lt's just round the corner, you'll make it.
{6370}{6447}You sure you don't mind|me going without you?
{6450}{6507}No, really. l'm just feeling so rotten.
{6507}{6572}- l love you.|- l know.
{6575}{6672}l love you even when you're sick|and look disgusting.
{6675}{6757}l know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.
{6760}{6802}Right.
{6870}{6977}- Did l mention that l love you?|- Yes, you did. Get out, loser.
{7392}{7460}Karen, it's me again.
{7460}{7570}l'm sorry, l literally don't have|anybody else to talk to.
{7590}{7670}Absolutely. Horrible moment, though.|Can l call you back?
{7672}{7707}Of course.
{7710}{7802}Doesn't mean l'm not terribly concerned|that your wife just died.
{7805}{7857}Understood.
{7860}{7917}Er, bugger off, call me later.
{8005}{8047}So what's this big news?
{8047}{8112}We've been given our parts|in the nativity play
{8115}{8157}and l'm the lobster.
{8160}{8200}- The lobster?|- Yeah.
{8200}{8292}- ln the nativity play?|- Yeah. First Lobster.
{8295}{8375}There was more than one lobster present|at the birth of Jesus?
{8375}{8425}Duh.
{8532}{8587}Best sandwiches in Britain.
{8617}{8672}Try my lovely nuts?
{8730}{8795}Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
{8872}{8925}Morning, my future wife.
{9370}{9417}OK, you can stop there. Thanks.
{9420}{9477}l need a couple of orange gels.
{9480}{9562}By the way, he introduced me as John|but everyone calls me Jack.
{9562}{9637}Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
{9637}{9690}He got me right, though. l'm just Judy.
{9690}{9752}Great, Just Judy!
{9872}{9937}- No surprises?|- No surprises.
{9940}{10025}- Not like the stag night?|- Unlike the stag night.
{10025}{10112}- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake?|- l do.
{10115}{10200}And it would've been much better|if they'd not turned out to be men?
{10200}{10250}That is true.
{10307}{10357}Good luck, kiddo.
{10912}{10982}Prime Minister, over here!
{11255}{11302}Thank you.
{11340}{11445}- Welcome, Prime Minister.|- Woh! l must work on my wave.
{11447}{11495}How are you?
{11495}{11547}- How are you feeling?|- Erm...
{11550}{11602}Cool. Powerful.
{11605}{11667}Would you like to meet|your household staff?
{11670}{11735}Yes, l would like that very much indeed.
{11735}{11820}Anything to put off|actually running the country.
{11850}{11920}- This is Terence. He's in charge.|- Morning, sir.
{11922}{11987}Good morning.|l had an uncle called Terence.
{11987}{12090}Hated him, l think he was a pervert.|But l very much like the look of you.
{12092}{12142}- This is Pat.|- Hello, Pat.
{12145}{12205}Good morning, sir. l'm the housekeeper.
{12207}{12270}Oh, right. l should be easier than For more click on this link
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{127}{207}Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
{247}{332}Why don't you come upstairs|in about ten seconds?
{332}{387}- Ten seconds.|- Ten seconds.
{1837}{1897}- Just tug it.|- OK.
{2412}{2477}You're beautiful.
{3035}{3090}l-l'd better answer that.
{3192}{3270}Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
{3270}{3342}No, no, l'm not busy. No, fire away.
{3370}{3412}Right.
{3415}{3512}Yes, l... l'm not quite sure|it's gonna be possible
{3512}{3577}to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...
{3605}{3737}Yes. Yes, l'm sure he's very good|at exorcism but...
{3822}{3882}Well, l'm sure...
{3882}{3975}Jon Bon Jovi is as well|and l'll definitely look into it.
{3975}{4062}OK? OK, l'll talk to you later.
{4062}{4112}All right, bye-bye.
{4242}{4335}- Sorry about that.|- No, it's fine.
{4337}{4407}lt's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.
{4455}{4515}- l'm sorry.|- No, it's fine. lt's fine.
{4517}{4597}l mean, it's not really fine, it is what it is,
{4600}{4687}and there being no parents now|and us being over here,
{4687}{4817}it's my job to keep an eye on him.|Not my job, obviously, l'm glad to do it...
{4820}{4935}That's OK. Life is full|of interruptions and complications.
{4997}{5035}So...
{5440}{5490}Will it make him better?
{5525}{5567}No.
{5567}{5617}Then maybe...
{5635}{5685}don't answer.
{5865}{5927}Hey. How you doing?
{5945}{6015}Right, right. Oh, no, please.
{6017}{6095}Oh, please, please don't, little darling.
{6097}{6212}Between the two of us we'll find the answer|and it won't hurt any more.
{6212}{6260}No, no.
{6262}{6312}l'm-l'm not busy. l...
{6350}{6430}Of course, if you want me|to come over l will. Mm-hm.
{6472}{6517}OK.
{6732}{6800}That was a good night.
{6802}{6867}- Except l felt fat.|- Don't be ridiculous.
{6867}{6907}lt's true.
{6910}{7010}Nowadays the only clothes l can get into|were once owned by Pavarotti.
{7010}{7080}l always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
{7165}{7215}Mia's very pretty.
{7260}{7310}ls she?
{7345}{7417}You know she is, darling.
{7417}{7470}Be careful there.
{8027}{8095}Have you been watching stuff on TV?
{8127}{8187}Yeah.
{8190}{8237}- Every night.|- Good.
{8240}{8290}And every day.
{8457}{8575}- The nurses are trying to kill me.|- Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.
{8722}{8772}Thank you.
{8837}{8897}Don't do that, my darling.
{8952}{9002}Thank you.
{9170}{9222}Don't do that.
{10005}{10112}Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping,|never easy or pleasant.
{10115}{10185}Are you gonna get me something?
{10185}{10235}Er...
{10272}{10322}l don't know, l hadn't thought.
{10322}{10367}Where's Sarah, by the way?
{10370}{10435}She couldn't make it in. Family thing.
{10437}{10527}There's a word for hangover|l've never heard before.
{10527}{10627}- See you later.|- Yes. Looking forward to it.
{10710}{10757}A lot.
{11047}{11100}Are you gonna give me something?
{11125}{11190}l thought l made it clear last night.
{11192}{11282}When it comes to me,|you can have everything.
{11282}{11367}So, erm, what do you need?
{11397}{11492}Something along the stationery line?|Are you short of staplers?
{11495}{11577}No. l don't want something l need.
{11580}{11662}l want something l want. Something pretty.
{11690}{11735}Right.
{11762}{11812}Right.
{11987}{12077}Sorry l'm late, l had to drop off|Bernie at rehearsal.
{12170}{12235}Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied
{12235}{12312}while l do the boring stuff for our mothers.
{12837}{12890}- Thank you.|- Thank you.
{12890}{12957}Looking for anything in particular, sir?
{12957}{13045}Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
{13047}{13100}lt's 270.
{13132}{13230}- Erm, all right. Er, l'll have it.|- Lovely.
{13302}{13377}Would you like it...giftwrapped?
{13380}{13445}- Yes, all right.|- Lovely.
{13520}{13572}Let me just pop it in the box.
{13615}{13647}There.
{13650}{13737}- Look, could we be quite quick?|- Certainly, sir.
{13737}{13807}Ready in the flashiest For more click on this link
