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Hey.
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Bye!
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Bouquet? Bouquet.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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But let me tell you the truth.
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For a lot of people, marriage is like
sticking your tongue on a frozen flagpole.
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It looks like fun when you see
friends doing it, so you say:
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"Hey, I'll give it a try.
Just once."
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Next thing you know, you're stuck.
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Full of regret.
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Praying, "Please get me
out of this with my dignity...
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...if least not my extremities, intact."
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But it doesn't have to be
like that, my friends.
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It does not have to be like that.
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That's where I come in.
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Good marriages are my business.
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Meeting the right person
in the first place?
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Well, my friends, that is up to you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- I'll go.
- Yeah, you go. Okay.
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- Hi. I'm Sadie.
- Hi. Ben.
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From that first, destined meeting...
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... to the sweet innocence
of the first date.
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- Are you skipping to second base?
- What's that? No.
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You know why? I'm not a skipper.
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Maybe we should take care of first base,
just to make things right.
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The first kiss.
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The first time you say "I love you."
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- I love you.
- What?
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What? A view.
What a view.
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First time you say "I love you,"
and she actually hears you.
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I love you.
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- I'm afraid you're not my type.
- I love you too.
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You seriously didn't think I was
gonna let you see that?
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Let's skip to the next thing:
moving in together.
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The first time she finds something
you don't want her to see.
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- Don't worry, I got the heavy ones.
- "Dear Mr. Brian Boitano."
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- Oh, God!
- "Congratulations on your triple Axel.
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I wonder how much
you practice every week...
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...and also how you make your hair
stay like that."
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Hey, he was a legend. Okay?
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I mean, even at age 9 I knew that.
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I'm gonna get a less embarrassing box.
Okay.
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If she doesn't dump your
wussy ass after that...
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...then comes the big one: the proposal.
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Sadie...
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...you're a great girl. You are.
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And I think it's time that
you and I were man and...
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Lame. That is so lame.
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We are so pleased all of you
could
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