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{4372}{4405}Holy shit!
{4633}{4666}Oh, fuck!
{4759}{4793}No, no, no!
{5058}{5089}Oh, shit!
{5581}{5654}Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.|Welcome to Jackass!
{5984}{6064}All right, boys and girls.|It's time for a puppet show.
{6095}{6181}Once upon a time,|there was a hungry serpent
{6184}{6270}and a lonely field mouse|who needed a friend.
{6288}{6341}Hello, Mr. Serpent.
{6356}{6465}My name is Mr. Mousey.|I wanna be your friend.
{6471}{6537}Yeah, just make sure my|whole weiner's out. I wanna look good.
{6539}{6631}How about if I tickle him on the tail?|Hey, over here.
{6760}{6796}That's not nice.
{6810}{6862}That's not the way we play back home.
{6865}{6929}That was not nice.
{6943}{6969}Dude.
{6992}{7038}He's like an inch away.
{7103}{7164}Here we go. Give me a little kissy.
{7209}{7246}A little kiss.
{7468}{7523}Oh, God!
{7526}{7572}Oh, God, that hurts!
{7889}{7945}It's got its tooth stuck in his dick!
{8043}{8105}I guess the puppet show's over then.
{8134}{8168}Oh, my God.
{8267}{8310}"Hi, Jackass guys.
{8320}{8404}"l heard you were staying at this hotel."
{8406}{8451}-What the fuck is that?|-Dude, look at that.
{8454}{8505}It's like... Someone like...
{8511}{8596}Look at it. What is this?|I can't even read it, dude.
{8632}{8671}Read it out loud.
{8674}{8747}"Hi, Jackass guys.|I heard you were staying at this hotel.
{8749}{8824}"My name is Stephanie|and me and my friends love you.
{8827}{8921}"Some of you actually hooked up|with my sister four years ago.
{8923}{8969}"l don't care about that."
{8972}{9022}Oh! You fucking dick.
{9193}{9221}Oh, my God.
{9224}{9278}I was wondering|why it was so fucking small.
{9280}{9309}Did you see this?
{9312}{9426}Fucking fans just wrote this, like,|saying how much they want to fuck us.
{9439}{9527}And it says...|Read it up close. It's fucking hilarious.
{9557}{9621}-Read it out loud for the camera.|-Okay.
{9665}{9748}"Some of you actually hooked up|with my sister four years ago."
{9751}{9794}It was probably you.
{9828}{9863}"And I don't care about that.
{9866}{9962}"Me and my friends|will totally rock your world.
{9967}{10019}"l wanna fuck you all."
{10359}{10436}It's the fucking stupidest thing|I've ever seen.
{10440}{10524}Fans actually put that...|Read the little part, dude.
{10837}{10938}Get Wee Man's little ass up here|but only if... No one be in the hall.
{10952}{11039}-Just, like, Bam. He's selling it so good.|-ls there a chair out here?
{11042}{11137}Wee Man, dude,|some girl wants to rock your world.
{11140}{11226}Dude, you got to read this.|These fans put up this...
{11229}{11263}Dude, stand on this.
{11266}{11356}Read it out loud for the camera.|It's perfect "behind the scenes", dude.
{11359}{11438}"Hi, Jackass guys.|I heard you were staying at this hotel.
{11441}{11538}"My name is Stephanie|and me and my friends love you.
{11542}{11642}"Some of you actually hooked up|with my sister four years ago.
{11658}{11694}"l don't care about that.
{11697}{11744}"Me and my friends..."
{11936}{11982}Oh, my God, that was amazing.
{12042}{12098}He actually stood on the chair.
{12119}{12194}Why would there ever be a chair|in the hallway?
{12235}{12297}I'm Dave England,|and this is the Firehose Rodeo.
{12498}{12532}Fucking hell!
{12560}{12594}God damn it!
{12836}{12861}Oh, shit!
{13155}{13225}-Bravo, homo.|-Did you see how he slammed?
{13371}{13429}My ass hurts so fucking bad!
{13486}{13532}-Hey, is it bleeding?|-Yeah.
{13535}{13579}Man, you are bleeding.
{13590}{13657}-My ass is bleeding?|-We have rectal bleeding.
{13660}{13710}Another first for Jackass,
{13797}{13876}Get back here, you little bastard!|Get back here!
{14401}{14489}Now it's time|for a little Bicentennial BMXing.
{14761}{14807}-All right.|-Alley-oop.
{14809}{14849}Hear ye, hear ye.
{15002}{15056}This is really going to suck.
{15087}{15145}Why would anybody ride this shit?
{15166}{15220}It's like, what's the For more click on this link
