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Ten hut!
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At ease.
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I'm often asked, "What makes a hero?"
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Courage, selflessness, sacrifice.
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From Bunker Hill to the Alamo,
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Gettysburg to Normandy,
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Korea to Khe Sanh,
the American fighting man
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has always answered the call of duty.
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These are dangerous times, gentlemen.
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Once more, America is in need
of its best and brightest.
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One wonders if there are still heroes.
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S omebody say " hero" ?
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Hi.
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Two Deadwood meatball subs
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with extra tumbleweeds.
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Ah, don' t worry about that hair,
I' m using a new conditioner.
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S ugar britches!
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- Larry, we need to talk.
- Talk?
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What is that, some kind of code
for a lunchtime quickie?
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- Diaper table, ladies room.
- No, Larry...
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I' m pregnant.
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Pregnant. That' s great news!
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I just got promoted!
Now we can move in together!
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- I got an idea, come here!
- No, Larry!
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- Just a second...
- Let me...
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I gotta do this.
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Hey, everybody? Folks,
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my name's Larry, and I'm your server.
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And this precious little lady right here
is my girlfriend, Karen.
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Hi.
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And I'm happy to say
she's having my baby.
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Oh!
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So, on this special occasion just for today,
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the salad bar will be free for an hour
with all the fixings you can handle.
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Hold on. Before you all get up there
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to get your bacon bits and your chick peas,
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there's one more thing I need to do.
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No, Larry. Larry, please.
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No, honey, I want to say this
in front of God and everybody.
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Larry, please! Larry, I...
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Karen,
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I love you with all my heart,
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and you would make me
the happiest man in the world if
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you'd be my wife.
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Oh!
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I...
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No, say it in here. I want the whole world
to share in this special moment.
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It's not your baby.
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I don't understand.
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It means she' s got a bun in her oven
that ain' t your recipe.
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