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{810}{874} Are you sure you|don't wanna go to my room?| No. Why?
{876}{940}My roommate's|already moved out.|We'll be all alone.
{943}{988}All right.|The door is locked.
{991}{1037}Okay, Jim, relax. Relax.|Okay, yeah, sure.
{1039}{1109}No strings attached, okay?|It's just friendly|good-bye sex.
{1111}{1159}Yeah, right. Right,|right, right, right.
{1159}{1171}Yeah, right. Right,|right, right, right.
{1173}{1254}Uh, yeah, but you see,|it's just that, um,
{1256}{1326}we've never even had|friendly hello sex.
{1329}{1416}So do you not|wanna do this?|Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
{1418}{1504}Oh, I do. Yeah.|No, I definitely do.
{1507}{1568}Uh, it's just that,
{1571}{1627}you see, this is actually|my first time.
{1629}{1698}Well, not my first.|It's my first time,
{1701}{1790}uh, since my...|first time.
{1792}{1844}So, technically,|that's my second time.
{1847}{1922}And l-- I don't--|I don't wanna suck at it.
{1924}{1982}So if I'm not up to par,|performance-wise--
{1985}{2073}Jim, this isn't exactly|a turn-on.
{2075}{2140}I mean, girls like a guy|with confidence.
{2143}{2205}Hey, I'm confident.
{2208}{2307}Oh, I am-- I'm absolutely,|totally confident.
{2309}{2341}Oh?|Yeah.
{2343}{2385}Let's get naked.|Okay.
{2446}{2545}Seems like just yesterday|my dad picked me up after|my first year at college.
{2548}{2622}- Mm-hmm.|- We popped a couple of beers,
{2625}{2680}and he said,|"Now, you're a man."
{2682}{2738}And today I get to say|the same thing to my son.
{2741}{2790}Honey, your speeches|embarrass him.
{2793}{2868}So, try and do what the kids|say, and just... be cool.
{2871}{2951}I think I bring new meaning|to the word "cool," honey.
{2953}{3000}That's his dormitory|up ahead.
{3360}{3419}Turn over.|Okay.
{3455}{3509}Ow.
{3602}{3657}Can't bring alcohol|in the dorms.|Oh, uh, good.
{3660}{3758}Thank you, uh, Matt.|I'm just here to surprise|my son Jim.
{3761}{3817}Now pin my leg up.|What?
{3820}{3874}Pin my leg up,|like this.
{3877}{3953}Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
{3956}{4029}Maybe you can help|me out, you know.
{4031}{4095}Okay.
{4098}{4171}Is that the one?|No.|There!
{4174}{4245}Oh, yeah, yeah!|Oh, oh, oh, okay!
{4247}{4302}Now I remember.
{4357}{4412}I didn't do this for you.
{4415}{4460}Thanks, dude.
{4490}{4552}Where's my big guy?|Oh, my God!
{4555}{4602}Oh, no.|Hey--
{4645}{4731}-Jesus!|-Jim, we got here a little early.
{4734}{4784}- Dad, get out!|- I'll wait in the car.
{4787}{4846}Go, Dad!|Oh, my-- Geez.
{4849}{4903}Was that your dad?|Yeah.
{4905}{4957}- I'm so sorry.|- For your own edification,
{4960}{4993}son, I just--|I'm not embarrassed.
{4995}{5078}- I am!|- It's a perfectly|normal thing for two--
{5081}{5172}- Dad, what are you doing?|- This is human nature.|Human nature at its best.
{5174}{5274}Son, everybody does it.|Your mother and l--|Well, not so much anymore.
{5277}{5334}Got your favorite.|Oh, my God! They're fucking!
{5336}{5413}- No! No!|- Honey, honey, listen. No, no.|I'm gonna take her--
{5416}{5480}Please just go!|Actually,|if you wouldn't mind.
{5483}{5540}Honey-- I'll take her|to the car.
{5591}{5631}Hi, Mama.|What?
{5634}{5699}- Natalie!|- I'm Jim's dad.
{5702}{5746}You must be the parents|of this young lady.
{5752}{5820}I'm sorry I didn't get her name,|but hopefully my son did...
{5822}{5870}because I have not been|here the whole time.
{5870}{5918}Natalie, get dressed!
{5918}{5990}- Beer?|- Avert your eyes!|Turn around!
{5990}{6086} Thanks, Jim.|You don't believe in locks?|Oh, my God.
{6450}{6498}"YOU FUCKING PUSSY"
{6515}{6564}Heya, fuck face.
{6566}{6659}- Mornin', dude.|- Come on, Ozzy.|It's show time.
{6714}{6837}Ozzy, before you go to Ann Arbor|to pick up Heather, I wanna|show you what you're missing.
{6880}{6945}See what they are today, dude.|See what they are today.
{6947}{7000}Okay, here we go.|Moment of truth.
{7101}{7165}There's little hearts|on her panties!|Super.
{7167}{7234}There's little For more click on this link
