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BARTLEBY: Everyone,
have your money ready.
We only have so much time.
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BARTLEBY:
Okay, say, "Cheers!"
Cheers.
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Say, "Beer!"
Beer!
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Say, "Cheers!"
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(MEOWING)
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Glen, you got to take
that shirt off, pal.
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Why?
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Hands, you wanna
field this one?
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Uh, dude, you're getting
a fake ID
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and you're wearing
a shirt that says
you're in high school.
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So?
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Okay, whatever.
I'll fix it later.
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Just do
what you were doing.
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(MEOWING)
Give me
some nice cat things.
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SCHRADER: B!
BARTLEBY: Oh, hey, Schrader.
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SCHRADER: What the hell
is going on here?
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Relax, pal.
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Five percent goes
to your favorite charity.
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Uh, I forgot to tell you,
I borrowed your keys.
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You borrowed my keys?
Come on.
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Well, I needed them.
Ow.
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We're providing
a vital service
to America's youth here.
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Could we get
the next in line, please?
No, we're not. Stay there!
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We're contributing to
the delinquency of minors, B.
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Do you know
what will happen to me
if I get caught?
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Every day
after eighth period,
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Vice Principal Matthews
comes in here.
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He picks up
the women's fitness magazine
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and he snaps one off!
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BARTLEBY: Are you serious?
Yes.
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That is a problem.
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Uh, okay, well,
we still have the rest
of eighth period, right?
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So, we'll just
pack everybody up
and get out of here.
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Okay, let's go!
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(BELL RINGS)
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Shit!
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(ALL SINGING DISCORDANTLY)
# America! America! ##
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Gaines! Gaines! Gaines!
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Okay, good, good.
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Ah, wonderful!
Vice Principal Matthews!
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So glad you could join us!
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What the hell is this?
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It's Glee Club
practice, sir.
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We're just gettin' ready
for Memorial Day.
It's a big one for us.
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We don't have
a Glee Club.
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Not yet,
we don't, sir.
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But as the graduating class,
we wanted to leave behind
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a legacy that inspires
future students
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to take initiative
rather than spend their time,
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I don't know,
privately defacing
women's fitness magazines.
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I mean, I went
to read an article
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about no carbs
and higher reps
the other day
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