CD #1{1}{1}23.976
{571}{622}[Man]|Hey,Jas,you awake?
{776}{866}Jason?|Hey,Jason,you awake?
{867}{927}Yeah, Dad, been up for hours.|J ust getting dressed.
{1034}{1092}Did you finish that paper|for English class?.|Yeah, did it last night.
{1094}{1141}Jas, did you eat|your oatmeal?.
{1143}{1208}Yeah, thanks, Mom.|It was delicious.
{1210}{1277}Here you go, Trooper.|# Is something wrong with me#
{1279}{1373}# Orthe way that I'm thinking|Come on, come on#
{1375}{1455}# And tell me|why you're staring#
{1456}{1506}# Come on, come on--#
{1559}{1608}[ All Chuckling ]
{1724}{1756}Nice board, Shepherd.
{1757}{1832}Bret, I would love|to hang around...
{1834}{1894}and be physically and|emotionally abused by you guys,
{1895}{1951}but I should probably|get to school.
{2004}{2102}Ow. See, I had a feeling|you were an excellent bully.
{2103}{2181}And I was right.|Take it easy.
{2259}{2361}Give me|the skateboard.|You sure?.
{2363}{2463}'Cause now you're going from harmless|bully to hardened boardjacker.
{2465}{2501}I don't think you wanna|do that, do you?.
{2599}{2641}[School Bell Ringing]
{2643}{2747}# Come on, come on and tell me|why you're staring#
{2748}{2813}# Come on, come on|and stop ##
{2815}{2928}I assume everyone|has completed their creative|writing assignments.
{2930}{2984}- [ Pager Ringing ]|- I don't want to hear excuses.
{2986}{3082}Ijust want to hear|your assignments readaloud|in a slow and peaceful--
{3084}{3180}- You,Joshua. Go.|- Uh, my dog ate it?
{3182}{3259}- I know you don't have a dog.|- Right. Sorry.
{3260}{3329}- Miss Caldwel I ?.|- Yes, Kaylee?
{3331}{3406}Can you open the door?.|I t's kinda toasty in here.
{3407}{3436}I suppose so.
{3555}{3581}[ Grunts ]
{3615}{3709}Jason Shepherd, did you just|come in from that window?.
{3735}{3811}No. You looked flushed.|I was just creating a cross-draft.
{3812}{3895}Now that we're all comfortable,|why don'tyou read us your story?.
{3896}{4003}Let's give someone else a chance.|No, we'd like to hear yours.
{4004}{4044}You did do it, didn't you?.
{4138}{4185}Miss Caldwell--|can I call you Phyllis?.
{4187}{4239}- No.|- Understood.
{4240}{4308}But as much as I wanted|to write my paper--
{4310}{4384}I mean, I really, really wanted|to write my paper--
{4386}{4409}I couldn't.
{4435}{4537}And it's because I spent all last night|in the Greenbury General emergency room.
{4602}{4713}See, my mom made|Swedish meatballs for dinner.|It's my dad's favorite.
{4715}{4798}He was so excited, he accidentally|swallowed one whole.
{4799}{4868}It was awful! He started choking.|His faced turned purple.
{4870}{4966}The meatball was bulging out|ofhis neck. We rushed him to the E.R. I kept trying to write my paper|in the waiting room,|but it was too hard.
{5051}{5161}I needed to be by my father's side.|After all, he's the only dad I got.
{5214}{5272}You're lying through your|teeth, you little demon.
{5274}{5325}I wish I were, Phyllis.|Call my dad if you want.
{5327}{5395}His number's 555-0147. I think I will.
{5479}{5551}Are you crazy?.|You're totally gonna get busted.
{5552}{5619}Say "Harry Shepherd's office."|No way. Don't drag me into this.
{5621}{5701}- Come on. Help me out. What am I supposed to do?|- How about write the paper?.
{5703}{5754}- Do it. Do it!|- No. No!
{5756}{5837}Harry Shepherd's office.|One moment please.
{5839}{5966}[ Tired, SickVoice ]|Hello?. Oh, hello. Miss Caldwell.
{5967}{6062}Yes, it's true.|It was terrifying!
{6063}{6136}I started to see the white light.
{6138}{6221}I was just about to cross over|to the other side,
{6223}{6330}when I heard the voice of an angel calling out,|and when I opened my eyes,
{6331}{6406}I saw my sweet, sweet Jason|standing over me.
{6408}{6494}And I said,|"Back off, Grim Reaper.
{6495}{6554}I ain't done living yet."
{6555}{6642}And with every ounce of gas|I had left in my body,
{6643}{6744}I burped that meatball|right across the room.
{6746}{6799}And I owe it all to my son.
{6801}{6895}I'm
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