אזהרה! עמוד זה כולל
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Evildoers of our kingdom...
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we're always the losers,
the bad guys.
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Is that fair? No.
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Starting tonight...
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I giveyou happily n'ever after!
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Holdit, hold it, hold it!
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Would the owner ofa light blue coach with
"Narnia"plates please moveyour vehicle?
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You're parked in a "Trolls Only" zone.
Thank you.
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While I have your attention,
you see that there?
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That's what we call a "wicked stepmother"
Feel free to boo.
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I know what you're thinking.
Who put a wicked stepmother in charge?
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Were there free elections?
Any chance of a recount?
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You know what?
Let's go back a little...
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and I'll give you
the lowdown on Fairytale Land.
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Yeah, the name's kind of corny...
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but we had to call it something,
and "Canada" was already taken.
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So, anyway, in this tower
high above the prince's palace...
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is what you might call the Department
of Fairytale Land Security.
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This is where all the stories -
you know the ones -
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Rapunzel...
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Sleeping Beauty...
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the Frog Prince -
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are watched over by a wizard.
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And his job is to make sure
every fairy tale goes by the book...
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right up to their happy endings.
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And that's why he has these:
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the scales of good and evil.
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See that? They have
a little pointer and everything.
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As long he keeps those things
in balance, the stories never change...
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and the endings
stay happy, happy, happy.
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The wizard also has two assistants:
Munk and Mambo.
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Munk's the guy who sees
the glass as half empty.
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Mambo's the guy who...
probably peed in the glass.
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You know what I'm talking about -
a world-class troublemaker.
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Yeah. These are the guys you want to
trust your happy ending to.
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Here's our story.
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Remember her?
She was the one with the whole...
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"Evil, evil, blah, blah, blah"
speech a minute ago.
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Anyway, let me fillyou in
on everyone in this particular tale.
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We've got one wicked stepmother...
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and two ugly stepsisters.
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Delicate flowers of womanhood.
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One fairy godmother.
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I think she's a couple Hansels short
of a Gretel. You know what I'm sayin'?
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One Prince Charming.
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Hold the charm.
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And then there's one fair maiden.
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Ella.
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You probably know her
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